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(on the phone)
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guy:
i heard that you only heat your food to 80 degrees, but the law says food should be heated to 145.
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me:
what?
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guy repeats himself.
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me:
ok. well we do what the law says.
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guy:
how do you know the temperature of your food?
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me:
we use a thermometer to check it.
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guy:
well just because i said food is supposed to be heated to 145 degrees doesn't mean you guys do it. how do i know you guys do it?
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me:
we follow the law.
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guy:
well i heard from someone that you guys only heat it to 80 degrees!
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me:
how would they know what we heat our food to?
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guy (very serious):
*scoffs* they would know.
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me:
uncontrollable miniature laugh exhalation.
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guy:
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
