January 2009
96 posts
What I need to do this weekend:
Clean my room
Clean my bathroom
Apply for jobs
Read Hamlet
What I will do this weekend:
Make Clint a birthday present
Finish making Megan a birthday present
Get drunk with my friends
Me: Wait listen...Is Matt throwing up?
Jackie: Oh no it's alright, he's just dry heaving.
Me Clint Ang: Oh...
Jackie: Yeah you'd hear the splatter if he was throwing up.
“OMG you guyz, Clint is SOoO cool and funny and fun and his birthday is on Monday...”
– sandy olson
Somersault got a review kind of and you can... →
Clint
You look like jona
“My little brother Mark is signing up for JROTC for his freshman year of...”
Beautiful →
I very strongly recommend you to go to this myspace and listen to the first song titled “Baby Bones” It immediately struck me as wonderfully beautiful and it is so so moving. Please listen. You’ll love it.
Matt: Ang snorts tumblr.
Ang: When I have a long day at work, I just have to come home and check my tumblr.
“I love Ang”
Rockers To Swallow-Yeah Yeah Yeahs
“Do you think it’s safe for me to wait til i get paid on friday to buy my...”
WatchI cried like 2/3 of the way through
Ang: Clint has finger toes!
Clint: Hey, at least I have a pinky toe nail.
“you know i’m such a fool for you”
“i want to be like water and slip into your throat
and make you feel alive and...”
Blockbuster antics
Last night me and Nick seriously raced to see who could put movies back faster. His stack was 2 times the size of mine and he still won. But he had the TV section, which means… never mind. It wasn’t fair though. And loser had to out away the family section, which is THE WORST.
*jarred makes a stupid yelling noise*
Me: ...what are you doing?
Jarred: Setting up some stuff...and being depressed.
Me: Why are you depressed?
Jarred: Becuase...I'm pregnant...and I don't know how to tell mom and dad.
“I miss”
Jarred: SHIT MOTHER FUCK SHIT DICK!
Me: *gasps* What happened?
Jarred: ...Nothing.
Watch
Me: Petal! Petal!
Me: Where's Petal?
Mark: Uh. I think she's in Mom and Dad's room.
Me: *starts walking to Mom and Dad's room*
Mark: Call her cell phone.
Mark is starting to develop a sense of humor like mine and Jarred's.
How I communicate
Me: Hey Mark!
Mark: Yeah?
Me: Wanna have a contest?!
Mark: Uhh...what?
Me: Who can keep the bathroom clean the longest?!?!
Mark: NO!
Me: Pleasssssse!
Mark: No!
Me: You have to try harder!
“It seriously just sounded like someone was playing a trombone in my stomach”
“It’s hard to remember”
Yesterday
My brother Jarred hit me in the arm with a loaf of french bread. I thought it was hilarious.
Me: Ew! I don't like extra pulp!
Clint: It's ok Sandy, I used to be the same way...then I just decided to grow a pair.
“This is how it sells when there is no product in the store
This is how we enter...”
K seriously
Hurry up summer
