The lost cause of words walks away with my nerves.

holy. shit.

holy. shit.

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really really realllllllly gets stuck in your head.

oh man. my love

oh man. my love

working at a macrobiotic restaurant

  • (on the phone)
  • guy: i heard that you only heat your food to 80 degrees, but the law says food should be heated to 145.
  • me: what?
  • guy repeats himself.
  • me: ok. well we do what the law says.
  • guy: how do you know the temperature of your food?
  • me: we use a thermometer to check it.
  • guy: well just because i said food is supposed to be heated to 145 degrees doesn't mean you guys do it. how do i know you guys do it?
  • me: we follow the law.
  • guy: well i heard from someone that you guys only heat it to 80 degrees!
  • me: how would they know what we heat our food to?
  • guy (very serious): *scoffs* they would know.
  • me: uncontrollable miniature laugh exhalation.
  • guy: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

man i have such a girl boner

you could say i’m in a rough patch.

dear future self

i just wanted to tell you, i’m glad you kept trying. and i’m glad that you have such a complete and full understanding of acting. because right now it sucks. like really really sucks. i don’t know what the fuck i’m doing. i think i’m doing everything wrong. and i think i suck. and it’s cyclical and frustrating and embarrassing and i hate it. so good fucking job. i’m really fucking proud of you.

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qveldriga:

wrmiii:

Tenement - Stupid World

If anyone is wondering, I am supposed to be singing “living in a napalm dream” at the end, but really, I’m singing “lemonade in a palm tree.” Take that, jerks.

Holy fucking good god.

(Source: fatlord)